Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Psst! Rumor Has It

Girlfriend,

I am not one to spread gossip but I heard a rumor that a retreat for ministers wives will be held on September 21-22 at the Governor's Inn in the Pigeon Forge area.  Now, I heard that when these ladies get together they do not wear dresses and panty hose.  Shocking!  Why I even heard some of the ladies wear . . .SHORTS! 

The rumor mill also says there will be two guest speakers.  Jeanne Davis-oh my yes-the wife of the Tennessee Baptist Convention executive, will be there.  I heard she is so sweet and alway has a smile on her face.  I bet she has some secrets to share.  Oh and Dana James, a precious pastor's wife, will be speaking as well.  I heard that Dana is dymanic and full of energy. 

Hey, have you heard this rumor?  I heard that last year the retreat was a riot.  Now I do not know if there was an actual "storming the doors police involved" riot.  I mean it could just mean that there was a lot of laughter echoing through the mountains.

Now I know for a fact that last year's ministers wives retreat involved chocolate.  However, I hear that because of the overdose of chocolate last year that a healthier retreat has been planned.  I think they are eating fruit or maybe they will be talking about "Living Fruitful in Ministry."

Hey girlfriend, I think I may just want to check out this retreat.  I mean we are ministers wives.  I hate panty hose and I love to laugh.  Let's make a date to meet for this event and put the rumors to rest.

For more information on cost and how to register, contact Lana Rose at LRose@tnbaptist.org or Heather Beard at HBeard@tnbaptist.org or call 800-558-2090, ext 2008 or 2061. 

2 comments:

Pat said...

LOVE IT!! Maybe this is how we should have "advertised" it from the beginning!!!

Sara said...

Cute!